Think of a number between 2 and 9.

Now multiply that number by 9.

Your answer will have two digits. Add the first and second digits together.
Subtract five from that number.
Now take your number and find its corresponding letter in the alphabet, if your number is 1 then your letter is 'a', if 2 then your letter is 'b', if your number is 26 then your letter is 'z'.
Now, think of the name of a state beginning with that letter.
Now, take the second letter of that state's name and think of the name of an animal that begins with this letter.
Think of the main color of this animal.
Is anyone else thinking of a gray elephant from Delaware?

Birthday magic

Step 1: Add 18 to your birth month.
Step 2: Multiply by 25.
Step 3: Subtract 333.
Step 4: Multiply by 8.
Step 5: Subtract 554.
Step 6: Divide by 2.
Step 7: Add your birth date.
Step 8: Multiply by 5.
Step 9: Add 692.
Step 10: Multiply by 20.
Step 11: Add only the last two digits of your birth year.
Step 12: Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!.
Example: If the answer is 123199 means that you were born on December 31, 1999. If the answer is not right, you followed the directions incorrectly or lied about your birthday.